Perfect meal perfectly ruined.

“How do I start clearing my balcony without getting snow all over the carpet?”

“Ordered pizza last night, and woke up to this. I know I didn’t forget to tip!”

“The result of me trying to flip my puzzle so I could tape it.”

“What is wrong with people? Open your own mail!”

“Vending machine took my money, poured sugar in the cup, and said enjoy your drink.”

“This handicapped toilet.”

’Someone unwrapped my Christmas present."

“I found a piece of latex glove in my bread.”

“This lizard played dead in my recliner, until I tried to pick it up. Then it jumped up and ran away.”

“What I found in my fortune cookie.”

“I guess I was too stressed for my stress ball.”

“I broke my grandma’s favorite cutting board with a pizza cutter.”

“The worst kind of passenger”

“Hospital ’leadership’ gave this to their nurses for their Christmas bonus.”

“Drove an hour to have dinner with clients...”

“This was my first attempt at making cute unicorn cupcakes for my kid’s birthday.”

“There was only half the ice cream in my ice cream bar.”

’’When getting dressed in the dark only to look down upon getting to work."

“Does this make my cat an abstract expressionist?”

“My ring that I got from my deceased grandfather just broke while I was cleaning up.”

“Wife went to a Christmas party tonight at a former premier league stadium. This is the meal they paid £35 for.”

“Charger prong stuck in the plug”

“My view of the band”

“Buy some hay,” she said. “It will be cool for the fall decorations,” she said.

“Mistakes were made.”

“Wanted a drink with lunch.”

“The one time I didn’t use a lingerie bag in the laundry.”

“Probably the worst thing to ever happen.”

“My only expensive shades”